clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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archewill:

its 5 in the morning and i couldnt rest until i posted this

archewill:

its 5 in the morning and i couldnt rest until i posted this

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 175,534 notes

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 206,916 notes

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 13,957 notes
vvavychips:

Draco knows whats up

vvavychips:

Draco knows whats up

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mehjerome:


brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 102,484 notes

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 124,418 notes

nicecleanfight:

four cereals you will never taste

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 55,646 notes

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 465,836 notes

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 264,651 notes
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