the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Motherfucking girl power.
First and Last words.
I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME
I open at the close
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
5 DAYS UNTIL THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG
17 DAYS UNTIL THE SHERLOCK MINI-EPISODE (a.k.a christmas)
24 DAYS UNTIL SHERLOCK SERIES 3
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
This might sound mean but I love it when Kermit flips out.
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time
I read somewhere that this character had a really long and hard to pronounce name, but John Cleese couldn’t say it so he just said Tim instead and they ran with it.
will there be potato
7 whole potato
we ride at midnight. bring potato
is it just me or does David look like he is a professor from Hogwarts
I can see him teaching Defense Against Dark Arks or Maybe Muggle Studies. He would walk around the class room and just smiling. Asking the students random questions.
Let me remind you that he was teaching Defense Against Dark Arks and just looked a little different.
that horrid moment when you forget that David Tennant was in HP
and we’ll never be royals
sherlock fandom u ok